Post by Tampa Bay Buccaneers on Aug 15, 2013 15:51:25 GMT -5
Captain Jack: Allo, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. You may remember me from such epic adventures as "Tortuga Night Lights", "Shipwreck Cove Follies", "One Flew Over The Crowsnest", and of course the highly acclaimed reality series "Pirates Inc.". Today I'm here to talk to you about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. A lot of but humble Pirates seeking fame, fortune and glory in these waters known as the National Football League?; whatever that is... And we're looking for a few more good scallywags to add to our crew. Do you have problem players? Men who walk to the beat of their own drum? A criminal record as long as a Kraken's tentacle? Petty Theft, Grand Larceny, Assault and Battery, Weapons Charges, DWI, Drug Lords, Dog Fight Bookers, Murderers? Have you got a cancerous codpiece that feels he's bigger than the team itself? Hell, even if they have cancer, we'll toss them out there too. We're all dying anyways right mate? Besides, it's all practically legal here in Florida anyways, so, in short, send us the best or your worst, they're all welcome here aboard our ship. And of course, when you make a deal with the Buccaneers, you'll be able to tell one and all that it was the day that you made a deal with Captain Jack Sparrow!
Happy Pillaging, Ya Scurvy Dogs!
QB Josh Freeman 84
QB Dan Orlovsky 70
QB Adam Weber 69
RB Doug Martin 88
RB LeGarrette Blount 76
RB D.J. Ware 66
RB Michael Smith 64
FB Erik Lorig 73
WR Mario Manningham 83
WR Arrelious Benn 73
WR Roscoe Parrish 71
WR Tiquan Underwood 69
WR Sammie Stroughter 69
WR Chris Owusu 62
WR David Douglas 59
TE Martellus Bennett 84
TE Luke Stocker 73
TE Nate Byham 66
TE Drake Dunsmore 65
TE Danny Noble 58
LT Will Beatty 89
LG Carl Nicks 97
LG Roger Allen 63
LG Desmond Wynn 59
C Jeremy Zuttah 77
C Ted Larsen 73
C Cody Wallace 69
C Andrew Economos 62 73 74 73 66 67
RG Davin Joseph 88
RG Jamon Meredith 71
RG Derek Hardman 66
RT Demar Dotson 78
DT Gerald McCoy 88
DT Gary Gibson 73
DT Roy Miller 72
DT Lazarius Levingston 64
DT Corvey Irvin 63
DT Matthew Masifilo 57
LE Michael Bennett 86
LE Aaron Morgan 65
RE Adrian Clayborn 80
RE DaQuan Bowers 75
RE Daniel Teo-Nesheim 67
FS Ahmad Black 75
FS Keith Tandy 69
LOLB Adam Hayward 71
LOLB Dekoda Watson 70
LOLB Markus White 56
ROLB Parys Haralson 85
ROLB Jacob Cutrera 65
MLB Mason Foster 75
MLB Najee Goode 56
CB E.J. Biggers 72
CB Leonard Johnson 70
CB Anthony Gaitor 69
CB Myron Lewis 67
CB LeQuan Lewis 66
CB Brandon McDonald 64
CB Danny Gorrer 64